Wow! Kate Middleton should just always wear McQueen.  She looks very pretty and check out the bling.

And there are the princes... no not Wills and Harry, the Beckhams!!

Karl Lagerfeld picks Alice Dellal, well she's lucked out.

Eliza 'I dress like a child' Doolittle and Benji Madden, HOW did that happen?? If she ends up as Nicole Richie's sister in law that'll make J well jel.

He is so the guy that you want your kid around.  Come on Anna Friel, you can do better than Rhys Ifans, surely.

Are things really this bad Audrina?? Lauren Conrad must be a little smug...

She's turned 30, got a bloke, got her kids, got her bod back, is almost sane and has mimed her way around the world yet again.  Now can the girl please stop and dissapear for a few years? We love her but surely she just needs to stop and be normal for the first time since she was 15.
That's JAM's rant of the day done.

Tulisa - WTF??? 
That dress is like one of the ones those little girls wear in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

And One Direction and JLS?? Uh, Hello!!! Can this happen every week? JAM were on the floor.

Hello hotties.  JAM doesn't just like to post pics of well dressed girls don't you know.

And another David Beckham pic, with Harper, whcih just makes him hotter

Lea Michelle just loves that Ashton is divorcing Demi, it gives her the chance to ge loads of attention and pose with him like this.  P-lease.

It's not a secret that you are balding. The only person who believes that no one has noticed because you are always wearing a hat is you. Everyone else is wondering why you are wearing a beanie with your suit when you are over 40 and a father. We know you're balding, you know you're balding, we are ok with it, we'd rather see you bald than in another trilby. Just shave your head and be done with it, we're a very accepting bunch. 

Or do the manly thing and get plugs.