Another week and ANOTHER shit theme! They basically all sang anything they wanted.  And yet again, Cheryl looked AWFUL.
However, the night was all about mini-Cheryl, as Cher was very good, and there wasn't any rapping to be heard!
Here's JAM's verdict:
Mary - J cringed, it didn't work, is she coming to the end of her line?
Aiden - murdered Thriller, it was boring and once again, too weird.  He's so talented, Minogue needs to get to grips with him
Belle Amie - they looked like they were wearing training bras and dresses made out of tissues.  One again, think they were weak, surely they'll be in the final two.
Rebecca - just an awful dress, but an amazing performance again, she's so understated which means she's still in the shadows, but recks she'll go far
Treyc - Dannii's right, who is she?? No personality, hope she's in the final two again
Matt - tough crowd from the judges, but again he did a good job.  Like Rebecca, he's in the background but keeps giving good performances, he'll defs go far
Wagner - just ridiculous, but have a feeling he'll stay because of all the stupid X Factor ruiners who are voting for him
Paige - J actually forgot about Paige until she went back and searched last night's performances, which doesn't bode well... sorry Paige, but he is forgettable
Katie - just don't really care about her, her performance was average
One Direction - J is really starting to realise how controversial it is liking One Dircetion, but J doesn't care, they're just so adorable!
Cher - saved the best until last, just a great performance

The girls have been out and about this week, and oh lord....

Firstly - her body looks incredible, the girl looks hot! And surely these boobs aren't boob-job-boobs? They don't look like it anyway...

Colleen's been getting some stick this week for her very public holiday snaps in a very expensive hotel with her extremely unattractive husband.  However, although the country would love to see her leave him, then sell her story to the NOTW and then start dating a member of JLS (imagine!!), people can hardly blame her for staying with him.

They've been together since they were 16, she has a kid with him, they've been through their rise-to-fame together and to top it all off he's now rumoured to be getting £200,000 a week...what would you all do?  She's not like VB or Cheryl because she doesn't have a seperate career, like Alex Curran, she is just a WAG and she probs wants to continue to be with a few advertising deals and fashion lines on the side.

People just need to let her be and congratulate her on her new hot figure, J just hopes she's playing hard to get a little bit with Wayne, don't just hand it to him on a plate love.

Jammings was very sad to hear that Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have split up. They were the Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody of Gossip Girl and always seemed like a lovely low key couple. Also impossibly pretty together. Of course in reality they may have been a pair of self-obsessed egomaniacs who drove each other and everyone else crazy to the point where they imploded. But we're romantics here at Jammings, so to us they were a little art imitating life fairy tale with lovely hair. Sad news. 

...then this is one hot couple!! Although it feels like Taylor is a lot younger than her 20 years and Jake is a lot older than his 29 years, if this is true then hot hot hot!!

Our favourite pub in the world has been graced by a number of stars in the past, notably Hugh Grant, but this is Hollywood A-List, Lady Gaga in The Raven, random!!

Another great week, lots of big performances.
Once again, Cheryl dissapointed in a crap dress and stupid hair, but at least Simon showed some love to Dannii, which was deserved because she actually did a good job with all her acts.
We'll come on to our thoughts in a moment, but first, lets just say a sentance or two about Cheryl on Piers Morgan. Now we understand that she's had a shit year, what with the divorce and the malaria, but J just felt that that interview was just too much of a sob story.  Yes, you've been through a lot and there's lots of crap in the papers, but lets not forget that you're living your dream of being a superstar.  You make buckets of money, you're on the biggest show in the county, Simon Cowell kisses your arse, people love hearing your shit music, you've been on the cover of Vogue... not once did she say how lucky she was...it was all just sob sob, poor me...

ANYWAY, back to the X Factor...

Paige - great song, best performance yet, but still one of the dull ones.  Stupid pink jacket.
John - soooo boring!!! Please go! Only song that we fast forwarded through.
Rebecca - even though she's stolen Cheryl's hair dye, she looked beautiful and put on a great performance.  Not quite as exciting as the VT made out, but she is good, no doubt about it.
Cher - her best yet, she rocked it
Matt - his best yet too, he's geting better and better and J's starting to like him...
Treyc - still highly irratating, she just think she's so great doesn't she, just so bloody smug. And Led Zepplin would die if they'd seen that.
Mary - amazing, but Simon is right, she's a bit of a one trick pony, but then J really doesn't want to see her trying to dance again...
Aiden - Dannii, he's NOTHING like the Arctic Monkeys, but he is cool and talented and weird, so he should so far
One Direction - JUST LOVE THEM, nuff said.
Belle Amie - weak, are in danger
Wagner - ridiculous, but the only novelty act left, so does that mean he'll stay??
Katie - she made an awful song OK, not as good as the judges made out, but she was pretty good and the media need to back off.

So best of the night - Cher, Matt, Aiden, Rebecca, One Direction

God JAM loves this show!!

Not.

Just needs to be said - the clothes are better than ever, even Serena is starting to look enviable and less like a prostitute. We cannot wait for the return of Little J...

Guys, it's only week 3, people aren't 100% taken with you anyway, try and be a little more subtle. The secret to X Factor is pretending you don't know what's going on, pretending you don't want to be famous and just want to bring joy to the world through your singing and pretending that you don't know how good you are.