Phillip Green is obviously an intelligent man, so there must be some method in the madness that is Kate Moss's collections being replaced by Chloe Green... 
Sure Kate Moss has done a lot of collections for Topshop so perhaps the public are getting bored, but surely we'd all rather look at beautiful well dressed Kate Moss in the window and try and emulate her rather than dressing in clothes designed by a talentless spoilt 19 year old riding on her Dad's success... if this is all true, what is Phillip Green thinking?? What's next Simon Cowell's niece replacing Cheryl on the X Factor??

Song aside (which is ace, like all of them) Coco's outfit in this video for new single Quicker is A-MA-ZING. Also is that a Dominic Jones thorn necklace? Answers on a postcard please...

The girl we love to make fun of (but M secretly quite likes a lot...) did a mash up of The xx's Islands rolling into Rhianna's I Love The Way You lie in the Radio 1 Live Lounge and it's pretty fucking addictive!

The girl couldn't even turn up to a court date, and now, for the next two months this is what she has to do:

- Attend psychotherapy sessions five times a week
- Speak with a 'chemical dependency mentor' at least seven times a week
- Attend meetings for a 12 step dependency program five times a week
- Have behavioral therapy twice weekly
- Have random drug and alcohol testing at least twice a week.

Sure, sounds do-able.

We love that it's back for Simon's cockiness, Cheryl's outfits and the drama of the man with the big voice.  But here are some detailed points:
1. Geri Halliwell was, well, Geri Halliwell... but as a Spice Girl fan, J couldn't help but enjoy seeing her there in the mix.  
2. The only two singers we liked were incredibly irritating girls but hey, at least they could sing, unlike the other 80% of the show.
3. We forgot how pretty Cheryl Cole was, and how much we enjoy watching her and Simon flirt, and also how awful that tattoo is on her hand.
4. Konnie Huq wasn't nearly as bad as J thought she'd be.  She's defs not as natural, cool or pretty as Holly Willoughby, and we miss Holly and Dermot's friendship on screen, but J thinks that Konnie Huq will only get better.  She already seems to have a good chemistry with the judges and Dermot, her clothes were great and she's confident without being cocky, well done.

Which is your fave? We know which ones we like....

.... is that Penelope Cruz is preggers.  That's nice, and it will be one good looking baby.  Totally explains the shot gun wedding to Javier Bardem too.
Now we need Aniston and Kylie to have babies, then all in the world will be right.

These are the new 'Chuggs' - Jimmy Choo's new range of Ugg Boots.
They basically look like a kid took a pair to nursery school and had fun with star sequins and a staple gun.
They look cheap and tacky and have made a very simple shoe completely OTT... 
JAM's verdict is: crap. And they're £625... rip off!

This is awesome!!

Over here at JAM we're not afraid to say how much we love Britney Spears. I challenge many of you to deny that when one of her songs comes you on don't want to get up and dance like noone's watching! After the amazingness that was the Madonna episode (and the obviousness that was the Lady Gaga episode) JAM was wondering when they were going to dedicate an episode to the musical genius of crazy Miss Britney Spears. Oh but they've gone one better, because Britney is actually going to be on the show! Here is the first pic of Britney (and assistant number 407) on the set of G