Carey Mulligan doesn't have quite the same charisma as Helena Bonham-Carter in the mental homeless middle-aged actress tramp look...

If Abby Clancy wants to avoid the paps as this picture implies why on earth did she go to dinner dressed in her nightie? Rachel Greene called, she wants that embarrassing Friends episode back. 

Mischa Barton turned up at Cannes looking like, well, Mischa Barton circa 2004. Oh how we all rejoiced. She's back, she's  clearly medicated and/or unmedicated depending on which is responsible for the last two years of her dressing like she's batshit crazy and/or homeless. 

But then she wore this...

First Cannes...then Italy...well you wouldn't say no to either of them would you?! Although her second outfit is a bit of a head scratcher...

We also love that Elizabeth Olsen only rocked The Row on her debut trip to the festival. We love the idea of the three OIsens sitting around deciding what she should wear...

Her Cannes wardrobe was flawless! 

They look fricking awesome...

and looks like tack...

Slightly delayed reporting, but the Royal Wedding was PERFECT! Despite being a little bleary eyed at 6am on Friday morning in Buenos Aires, it was easy to see just how perfect everything was.  From the gorgeousness of the princes, to Kate´s McQueen dress, to Pippa being the greatest maid of honour of all time.  Even the Queen in yellow was a delight.  London looked incredible, the whole day was like clock work and the day was topped off by not one but TWO balcony kisses!! For three full hours, J was in wedding heaven!

Here are our fave outfits from the day below (we didn´t want to be negative and feature the bad ones - but Beatrice and Eugenie, you have been noted, and SamCam, where was your hat??).