Why is she trying to ruin this picture perfect family image for us all?  Sure, the Stefani-Rossdales, are probably not flawless, but they are in our innocent minds!
Love has claimed she had an 8 month affair with Rossdale and Gwen knew.  Not sure if this is true or not, obviously hope it's not, poor Gwen!  How will they deal with this one?  JAM reckons they'll keep a dignified silence...

This was just one of the pictures that JAM sent eachother today.  They look so funny!! Yet so pleased that little JLS are all out in LA doing well.  Wish they'd stuck to their own colours though, loved that green, blue, red and yellow look.

How sweet is this?  Such nice news, so lovely for her.  Nothing else really to say.
Except, how has she hidden this baby for 3 1/2 months when the media has been monitoring her every move?? Good work Sandra Bullock.
Also, Jesse James is even more of a w**ker than we already thought he was, how can you adopt a child when you're having an affair and so in the public eye?

She is on fine form.  Obviously Victoria Beckham goes shopping like this, she's Posh Spice!! Would expect nothing less.

Victoria Beckham at the supermarket the way only Victoria Beckham can.

Every programme should have Madonna week.
JAM could watch and re-watch a million times that episode of Glee, awesome, just awesome.
Madonna should be proud.

Gosh Victoria Beckham is a lucky lucky lady.

2. Daisy Lowe & Matt Smith


Agent Provocateur model and Doctor Who? That doesn’t seem right to JAM, who have always been big fans of Miss Lowe. Having said that she does have slightly odd taste in men…Mark Ronson anyone? Doctor Who does seem like rather a gimpy choice – even if he is trying to fit in with the cool kids with his awkward too far on the back of the head trilby disaster… 
 

3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Jason Statham



We know it shouldn’t be that surprising as Statham has had a very hot underwear modelling lady friend before – but somehow the cheeky Essex Big Breakfastness of Kelly Brook kind of fit with him. Rosie H-W has a double barreled name for starters, used to go out with a member of the rock and roll royal family and is always quite a lot younger than him. There’s also the issue of fame-equality in a relationship (and I think celebrities take this rather seriously) – although do we think RHW is more famous than Jason Statham? Discussion welcome. 

OK, I know i'm not a 16 year old girl so am not anywhere near being in their target audience, but what is so special about the Jonas Brothers and Justin 'freak child' Bieber?

In a world where Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson exisit, why would any girl choose this lot?  The Jonas brothers all look a bit odd, they don't have sex, and their music (and movies) suck.  Justin Bieber is like the male Miley Cyrus because he has that ridiculously over-confident thing about him.  But unlike Miley, he doesn't look 25 and he definitely doesn't sound 25... (btw, JAM's views on Miley is a whole other blog subject).

Pictures of 14 year olds crying over these people is so weird, I know the same happened with Take That in our era, but weren't they more manly and more substantial?  Or maybe JAM is just too old and already out of touch with today's youth, which to be honest, JAM can deal with if it means not liking the Jonas Brothers and the freaky Bieber kid.

M has been away for a while but upon return it is necessary to add to J's assessment of some of the problems with the new 90210...

1. Why does Naomi look about 20 years older than everyone else? And when any of them are with Annie they look like they're babysitting

2. Could Ivy's mother be more of a cliche of a hippie? Did the writers sit there trying to hit all of the turn on tune in drop out buzz words? Sex with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards? Check. Long centre parted hair like Robin Wright Penn in Forrest Gump? Check. Smoking of spliffs on the beach because it's the only way to understand the world? Check. Floaty clothing? Check. Free and easy sex? Check. Come on guys you can do better than this. Having said that it is the same team that gave us Silver and Naomi's totally fine and normal reaction to Adrianna's sudden decision to be a lesbian by hanging out with Rumer Willis and reading an old looking book (what was she supposed to be reading - Casual Lesbianism for Dummies 1923 edition?) when Silver gave a speech about sexuality being a myth and everyone's attracted to everyone how does Gia make you feel bla bla bla

3. Why do 'bands' on TV all have to dress like the karaoke scene from Crossroads?