Love it when you see the LA celebs all bundled up a la London... 

Amanda Holden, 40, needs to speak to Hilary Duff, 24, about how to dress a pregnancy... i mean, for god's sake....

Firsty, there were good faces on the red carpet - Madonna, Angelina, Reese, they were all there, as were the young ones - Emma Stone, Freda Pinto, Evan Rachel Wood... 
As always with the dresses, there were super ones, and lots of crap ones, and some bleugh ones... here we go.

The good

The Bad

The ones we want to like...

And best performance of the night...

George Clooney and new 'girlfriend' Stacey someone.  Sure they'll be another leggy girl on his arm next year pretending that they ahve this great relationship... you're not that good an actor George...

We don't just do well dressed girls you know...

Do you think she is quite pleased with her body?? JAM thinks she just looks hungry...

They look thin, tanned and hot - while we're fat, pale and fricking freezing.  Can all these ppl just f**k off??? Espcially you Rosie Huntington Whitely...

Better late than never, here goes...

Some were lovely (Lily Allen's), some were incredibly Royal (Kate and Wills, Charlene and Albert), some were a complete joke (72 days Kim Kardashian??) and some were AMAZING (Kate Moss, obvs).

There were two key unsurprising splits - Katy and Russell and Demi and Ashton, and another split that noone cared about - Marc Antony and Jennifer Lopez, snore.  Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield became our new fave couple, while Blake Liviely is making her way through the hot men of Hollywood.  Our favourite random couple Scarlet Johannsen and Sean Penn split.  We all breathed a sigh of relief when Jenifer Aniston found herself in a relationship albeit with a slightly scarly looking guy, and we were green with envy as Eva Mendes kissed her way round Paris with Ryan Gosling.

VB finally got her girl, Lily Allen had her baby, Jessica Simpson told us she was pregnant rather than fat, Beyonce announced that she was pregnant with the coolest baby of all time and Miranda Kerr swanned around with her perfect baby, husband and wardrobe.

Mila Kunis became one of our new favourite people with her beauty, style and laid back attitude. The other darling of awards season was Michelle Williams  who always looked classy and cool.  Pippa Middleton stole Cheryl Cole's crown to become the most over hyped person of all time, complete fuss over nothing if you ask us.  Speaking of Cheryl Cole, she was spectacularly dumped from the US X Factor, very embarassing, obvs she should never have been signed in the first place...which JAM always said. Charlie Sheen went mental, poor poor Amy Winehouse passed and VB won her BFA, wooo!