Monday morning after The Oscars is the only Monday morning of the year that JAM leaps out of bed early to look at dresses and acceptance speeches.  
Fear not, we're not going to review the speeches (though the oscars people should really give more time to the acceptance speeches over the presentors), we are going to review the dresses, and here goes...  

The Best

The Bad

Can't decide

The most irritating - Angelina's fucking leg, put it away love.

JAM LOVES Victoria Beckham, but even these pictures make us wince a little, and also, we don't love this whole greasy hair look, but apart from that, she looks fab, great dress.

God bless Burberry, just sheer amazingness and the best front row.

And then there's always one... she looks like a mental person.

Vogue front cover, front row at fashion shows and now Mulberry have named a fricking bag after her, what is all the fuss?? She has had one album with mixed reviews and is kind of average... 

Love LFW so much because London really is a cool city and can totally give NYC a run for it's money so JAM likes it when everyone comes here and appreciates London designers and style.

All these beautiful faces and a whole load of rank dresses, seriously, what's wrong with these people??

OK, there were some exceptions... Like Rihanna, she looks hot. And Taylor Swift, she always looks cool. And actually Alicia Keys looks good. But apart from them everyone else looked rubbish.

Victoria Beckham unveiled her AW12 collection today  during NY Fashion Week (when will she come to London??) and front row was Anna Wintour...pressure! Also present was David Beckham, for his first ever VB show, and Harper slept in back stage (after posing for the cameras with Dad, see below).  Once again VB didn't dissapoint, there were tailored, sophisticated dresses in autumnal block colours, and some rather wonderful coats and bags, including the introduction of The Harper (7 months old and she already has a bag named after her). 

Models have runways, Victoria Beckham has the airport, others have beaches and film/tv sets, but Fearne Cotton has the pavement outside Radio One.

I hate these t-shirt wearing, tanned, happy people in the sunglasses to protect their eyes from those strong UV rays...

Madonna was incredible, there is no doubt that she rocked that stage, she was flawless... as was Tom Brady... OK he lost, but whatevs.